February 17, 2008

The Spymaster Meets Tony Starlight

I took the fab-abbed hunk to Tony Starlight’s Supperclub last night where he enjoyed hobnobbing with Portland’s glitterati at Miss DA’s birthday party.

Who knew the spymaster was such a party animal?

The other guys were a bit intimidated at first.

Especially when he got friendly with the birthday girl.

But after the Professor expounded upon his scholarly virtues…

…everyone wanted a taste.

I took him for a spin…

…but, alas, he preferred the mannequin.

He had a three-way with Tom Jones.

And posed for a shot with Neil Diamond.

Finally, he found his niche.